De ce iubim femeile
July 31, 2008
BESTIAL!
Edit:
*****: eu am trecut prin asta
*****: cand era nevasta mea insarcinata
*****: 
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Vulgar de amuzant
July 18, 2008
Ora 02.24 dimineata. Discutie pe yahoo mess:
***** *****: lol frate
***** *****: mi-am resetat compu si uite bug in aoc
***** *****: nu pot scapa sa iau din nou toate patchurile
***** *****: 14.3 GIGA
Bayceezor: [_]P <– are you familiar with this drawing?
***** *****: ………..
Bayceezor: it is a care cup
***** *****: ok lol
Bayceezor: it is empty
***** *****: bine in s****z
Bayceezor: 
***** *****: OKKKK
***** *****: esti absolut dulce delicios
English joke
June 6, 2008
Man walks past a shop and there is a sign outside saying “Pies 50p, Wanks 10p” So he goes in and there’s this fit blonde woman, big tits the lot. He says “are you the woman that gives out the wanks”? Yes she replied. He says, “well fucking wash your hands then cos i want a pie”
Si un funeah
June 2, 2008
IF
May 28, 2008
La sugestia cuiva de a citi aceasta poezie de Rudyard Kipling pentru a ma calma, o postez si aici:
[IF]
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!
Views: 8,129,708
May 26, 2008
Nu inteleg de ce? 
Alizee
Pentru ca asta se vinde. Fusta mini. Implanturi dupa 2-3 hituri, ca deh, intram in liga mare acuma. Niste batzaiala pe scena, si cam asta e. Ah, daca ai si voce e ok, dar nu e neaparat nevoie. Oricum Alizee asta face playback (numai ca nu observa nimeni din cauza fustei mini, doh). Si sa nu zica nimeni ca nu are implanturi, ca am vazut si videoclipuri de-ale ei pe cand de-abia incepuse cu muzica and shit. Exact ca Brittney Spears, care a sarit vreo 4-5 masuri in 2 melodii. Macar Alizee are niste melodii mai catchy decat cealalta.
Stand up Comedy
May 22, 2008
Melodie cu mesaj, zic eu
May 7, 2008
Too true, zic iarashi eu.
